June 16, 2009

Crazy Dog Story

Here is a hilarious story from across the Atlantic. While you can see the actual story here, I'll paraphrase the gist of the story.

Essentially, a very bad little 4-year old decided to "wash" his dirty puppy - in the toilet. Perhaps he figured that they puppy needed the full spa effect, including the power wash, and flushed the toilet. Unfortunately for the puppy, down it went into the sewer. While it survived the experience, it spent the next four hours laying in a river of poo.

Eventually, after firefighters failed to save the dog, a plumber pushed it along to the next manhole, where it was saved. It was thoroughly washed, I assume, and the firefighters, cops, and the plumber all went home. That's when that little monster got his bum warmed by his father, who was probably pissed at the $5000 bill that likely showed up in his mailbox within a couple of days for services of the firefighters and the plumber. The articles don't exactly confirm that, but it goes without saying, really.

At any rate, in case you need pictures to flesh out the mental picture, I downloaded some. They are really what makes this a great story.



In case you want to see the little brat, here is a photo of him. He is apparently either a hobbit or a very evil little child. The perhaps is the precursor of a serial killer. Check out those eyes, and that expression of disdain for society and its rules.


Until next time, be safe.